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They See Me Floatin'

I overheard my mom the other day talking about this thing that she bought called the "Otteroo." Well, I quickly learned that it was a floatie for me. Next thing I knew, there I was in the tub floating with the Oteroo around my neck.

At first I was pretty skeptical.

But then, my mom got involved. She was encouraging me and helping me pump my legs. She was so excited that I couldn't help but start to smile myself!

Then, I was killing it--Kicking and pushing myself all over the place. The next Michael Phelps, they said, the Bathtub Boy, the baddest battleship of all time, the USS Julian!

I even went belly-down and doggy paddled. I'm a beast!

That's all for today. Ladies, I'll let you know when I get a cell phone number.